boomtacular

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Call 206-888-GAYZ stat! We need questions for tomorrow's taping.

Labels: mommie's on the phone, phone home

Thursday, September 04, 2008

God I need a mooseburger

http://twitter.com/FakeSarahPalin

Labels: habeas corpus habeas schmorpus, mom jeans, mom-hair, mommie's on the phone, nebulous irrational fear of evil that scares the shit out of poor fat whites, Rovian

Thursday, February 07, 2008

What happens in Vegas... is really GAY

Did the moths get at this outfit???????????

Hey, Ann and Nancy Wilson from Heart... do you have anything that doesn't fit you anymore? I know you do cuz I seen you lately, fatass bitches.... maybe something in white?

I'm guessing that one wig came from the Kathy Griffin collection, and the other was a Dolly Parton castoff.
But I'm still totes gonna see the showzies!?!?!
Check out USA Today (that GREAT paper!!!!! Love the CHARTicles!) for more deets on her big Vegas EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Labels: chazzie, just like the white winged dove, mommie's on the phone, Whoa babes