Jesus Can Suck It

Upon hearing all the brou-ha-ha surrounding Kathy Griffin's Emmy acceptance speech, I decided to write her a little note - which I sent via her website.

It reads:

"Kathy and Company:

Congrats on the Emmy (the award, not the plus-sized model). And kudos to your award speech. Kathy, I love how you take the air out of so many "revered" things. It is a joy.

And you are right about your comments about Jesus. The only thing Jesus did was take the wheel from Carrie Underwood on that icy, stormy night. Other than that -- ZILCH.

Kathy and crew -- keep up the good fight.

xoxo, Patrick"