Saturday, September 29, 2007

Smelt it, Dealt it!


There’s a stink brewing on behind the scenes of Tom Cruise’s WWII flick, Valkyrie.

…Tom Cruise, had asked that everyone working on the film observe one minute of silence in honor of the heroes of war they were about to portray.

When, during the minute, someone passed gas, Cruise stormed off the set in a rage, and he is now on a hunt to have the unknown fartmonger fired.

The crew recorded the moment of silence and Cruise wants to review the tape to find the gaseous culprit. Obviously this man has too much time on his hands.

Guess he isn’t a long-time listerner/first-time caller on the PNS Explosion or else he'd truly know the joy (Behar) of farts.

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Patrick said...

i love the photo that goes along with this post. you know, oprah, loves a juicy one.

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Oprah said...

...and I love a good fart too! PEO-PLLLLLE!

11:39 AM  
Anonymous your jewish grandmother said...

oiy g-velt!

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, hope that crewman has good life insurance, cause in scientology you're supposed eat your kill.

8:00 PM  
Blogger fuckin' travis said...

Tom Cruise looking in search of a guy's ass... hmmm...

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Ricky B said...

I wish they would have farted in his mouth to shut him the fuck up. I am so tired of him and his Scientology freak self.

5:25 AM  
Anonymous Maya Angelou's twat said...

It was me and it was not a fart.

10:10 AM  
Blogger Dav.d said...

I bet that Tom Cruise farted and it was a cum-fart. So he is trying to pass the blame.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous prolyps said...

lol

9:53 PM  

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