Ho-mo-ha

Hey Guys and Gals of Omaha. Rob and I are heading to the BIG O face this weekend. And we plan to be at FLIXX on Friday night.

Come down(s) there and hang out if you are free. We should be there around 9pm.

Hope to see you.

I'll need 300 Trojans, thank you

So funny! PS-I thought the movie was great.

R Kelly emergency surgery successful.

R celebrated hours later by peeing on a Candy Striper.

You can take the girl out of a trailer and into a multibillion dollar international space station... but you can't take the etc. etc.

Aparently she drove like, 18 hours straight from her home to Florida and wore diapers so she wouldn't have to stop. Classy!

This has made its rounds on a ton of blogs....

but lets just watch 'er one mo' time:



Tyty, loved you speach, I really did. It was right up there with your ANTM freakout. But, clearly, this wasn't on behalf of fat women of the world, but more on behalf of you officially looking fierce in your swimsuit, heels, and that really nice wig.

The Paparrazi have an important job in our world-- to catch celebrities during their private moments and make them look ugly and stupid so we can point and laugh at how gross they appear to be. Tyty, you don't want to take that away from us, do you? With the war and all, its all some of us have.

Are You F--king Kidding Me, Diane?

Is Diane asking Mandy to pull her finger?

Diane Keaton -- you were so good in "Something's Gotta Give." I mean, real good. And it brought you back -- BIG TIME. And this is the best you can get.

I cun't stand Mandy Moore. She is cute and all. But she can't act. She makes Hilary Duff look like Meryl Streep. And don't get me started on the title.

But the scary thing is that I will probably watch this on cable -- the day it premieres.