Are You F--king Kidding Me, Diane?

Is Diane asking Mandy to pull her finger?

Diane Keaton -- you were so good in "Something's Gotta Give." I mean, real good. And it brought you back -- BIG TIME. And this is the best you can get.

I cun't stand Mandy Moore. She is cute and all. But she can't act. She makes Hilary Duff look like Meryl Streep. And don't get me started on the title.

But the scary thing is that I will probably watch this on cable -- the day it premieres.