Moving

Moving blows. Our new place is so cute though. Love it. Getting interwebs soon. Have to go teach now. Ovary and outzies.

Don't Cha...Cum Anywhere Near Me

While watching ANTM this eve, they showed an extended commercial for The Search For The Next Doll. I'm pretty sure I got Hepatitis and Downs just by watching the promo.

Me on My Most Recent Match.com Date

AMV

Out of shape middle 'mericans with little to no body awareness get drunk at weddings and think they can do dangerous dance moves. Watch the hilarious results.

Muff kick me

Elisabeth Hasselbeck needs to be carpet bombed.

Watching Grammy Awards...

Does Reba look a little Downsy or what?