Friday, May 04, 2007

Couple Food Network questions

Who's going to get a heart attack first?


or Paula?

and who is more likely do you want to get gang raped by sexy muscular black men?


or Ray-ray.

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Blogger Daily Haiku! said...

Ina deserves it

she's not very heart healthy

Jeffrey likes her fat!

11:15 AM  
Blogger Daily Haiku! said...

Sandra gets it now

she hangs by the locker room

handing out favors

11:17 AM  
Anonymous John In Ely said...

Is that Parkay or butter?

Oh! Sorry, it is lard.

11:35 AM  
Anonymous John In Ely said...

No sexy, black man doesn't like Sandra-Lee.

11:37 AM  
Blogger The Gilded Moose said...

Paula will live forever. Those arteries are greased with so much Crisco and Oleo that a blood clot doesn't stand a chance.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

i normally would say sandra lee should get gang raped. but those cherries in raechel ray's pic suggest she is sort of axeing for it.

12:20 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

I'd like to see sandra get it doggy-style on one of her tacky "tablescapes".

7:11 PM  

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