LOOSE LIVIN'!
TurdWords.com defines "Lasagna Lips" thusly: When a girl's pussy lips are so loose it looks like limp lasagna noodles.
Use it in a sentence you say? No problem! "Man Elana took down her pants and her loose lasanga lips were hanging out of her panties like a sack with no balls."
This crazy bitch in Arkansas just pooped out her 17th little rat! Article Here 17 babies! HOLY SHIT! I bet her husband really enjoys slapping her ass only to get hit in the face with her swinging vagina lips!
What sound do you think her gaping orifice makes as her babies come flyin' outta there as fast as a fat kid headed toward a buffet?
Labels: cavernous pussy, crabcakes, gaping hole, loose-livin', slut-baby's mom
posted by Devin at 8/04/2007 01:27:00 PM
19 Comments:
what, offended? over the line?
yeah you motherfucker! pervert! i LOVE you!
she's a bigger slut than me!
i love courtney love
It's a vagina NOT a clown car!
HAHAHAHAHA that is so funny! whenever there is a big group of something (like a ton of people walking through a door I hold open for ONE person) I say "it's like a friggin' clown car just let out." Jason, you're awesome! (by the way, I am pretty sure I stole that bit from some Ellen stand-up, but I use it anyway and claim it as my own)
i feel sick
Eeeek! There's a lot of lettuce dangling out of that burger.
It looks so chewy!
i think that thing makes the secret sauce for the big mac
This disgusts me. Not the vagina, the fact that this lady has 17 kids. I hate her so much.
Doesn't that mean that 1.7 of those kids will be gay, statistically?
wtf -- how 'bout hiding that NSFW nastiness behind a cut, damn you!
that is SO PERFECT for viewing at work on a Monday morning at 10am!
this has ruined my lunch, my dinner and quite possibly my life
the sad thing is they have probably only had sex 17 times....stupid hillbillies!
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I remember watching this woman and her family on TLC or Discovery Channel and she discussed how she makes their family work. It was pretty impressive. The boys were out back building their house and everybody had their own chores. While I'm not with the idea of poppin out 17 babies, nor can I imagine how my future husband would afford it...you had to respect them after the documentary. (That's my .52 cents)
now THAT'S a pink taco!
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