Google "Santorum"

Look at the first or second listing. I promise it will tickle you.

If you don't know Rick Santorum -- do a lil reasearch on him. The basics -- he is a yucky-poo Senator from Pennsylvania. A couple years ago, he compared homosexuality to incest. And he has done a host of other stupid things. Even his party is starting to distance itself from him.

He is currently re-running for Senator and not doing so hot.