Pink Star (Jones) Whore Hole
Did y'all hear that Star has been booted from The View? Rosie O'Donnell had it written into her cunt-tract. Poor Pink Star (Jones) Whore Hole.
How is she gonna make money?
Some ideas:
-Be a test eater for Arby's.
-Train for Pie Eating Contests.
-Offer her eating services on Craig's List. You know there are people on Craig's List for everything -- including watching Star eat.
-Do David Blaine-style stunts with food. Like eat her way to China (or gyna).
What are your ideas for Star?
posted by Noah at 5/09/2006 01:47:00 PM
6 Comments:
Become a professional beard. Oh wait, she does that already.
Compete for the 2006 "you fuckin' ugly" title.
drive a bus for the CTA.
gayle king, Oprah's ladyfriend, is supposedly replacing her.
She look like praying mantis.
I want to choke her until she dies.
Or make her eat that Philly Cheesesteak Arby Burger thing until her tiny stomach explodes.
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