Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Pink Star (Jones) Whore Hole



Did y'all hear that Star has been booted from The View? Rosie O'Donnell had it written into her cunt-tract. Poor Pink Star (Jones) Whore Hole.

How is she gonna make money?

Some ideas:

-Be a test eater for Arby's.
-Train for Pie Eating Contests.
-Offer her eating services on Craig's List. You know there are people on Craig's List for everything -- including watching Star eat.
-Do David Blaine-style stunts with food. Like eat her way to China (or gyna).

What are your ideas for Star?

6 Comments:

Anonymous Baba Wawa said...

Become a professional beard. Oh wait, she does that already.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Compete for the 2006 "you fuckin' ugly" title.

3:03 PM  
Blogger carl d said...

drive a bus for the CTA.

3:51 PM  
Blogger carl d said...

gayle king, Oprah's ladyfriend, is supposedly replacing her.

4:48 PM  
Blogger Jihadist Jerry said...

She look like praying mantis.

8:42 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

I want to choke her until she dies.
Or make her eat that Philly Cheesesteak Arby Burger thing until her tiny stomach explodes.

1:16 PM  

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