Wednesday, March 07, 2007

This guy MIGHT just be a tad overweight.


Drink up FATTY! So this super beefer used to weigh about half a ton (1,235 lbs.) and had not left his home in 5 years....but NOW, he's downs to 840 lbs. and got to be wheeled out of his home ON HIS BED to see a friggin' mariachi band peel down the street. THEN a FORKLIFT put him onto a truck which drove him down the street as he waved to onlookers. Look out Mama Grape! That bitch shoulda gotten herself on the Zone diet before she done chalked out and had to be incinerated a good one!

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7 Comments:

Anonymous arnie said...

makes me wanna climb up a water tower REAL bad!

11:12 PM  
Anonymous bunky said...

KFC should harvest people like this , since they arent using trans fats anymore.. im sure uber fatties have lots of flavor and need the massive liposuction anyway.

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmm uber fatty patties!

11:53 PM  
Blogger TrickyToro said...

*squeek* higher Gilbert, higher!

match in the gas tank boom boom

*clap* *clap*

1:11 AM  
Blogger Devin said...

hehe i just love that movie. JERRY, (stomiping foot)WHERE'S MY SON? (continues stomping foot) GIVE ME MY SON!

10:43 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

Nobody likes greasy...floppy bacon.

Except that guy. he looks like he'd eat it raw.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Dav.d said...

I thought it was a woman because of the plethora of boobies.

2:33 PM  

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