Lisa Whelchel work out for Jesus

You Know Chloe Sevigny Would Wear This Dress in a Heartbeat

The Oxy-gyne Network has been playing "Pretty in Pink" ad nauseum the last several weeks. So I stop and watch bits of it.

And I always land on the montage of her making this dress above. I think it is wretched, but I might be wrong.

Do you remember this dress? Is it classic or jurassic?

Your thoughts..

Bravo presents...

"Filin'!" 9/10c

Kathy Shart is host as we search of America's next top Administration Assistant.

Zsa Zsa Workout Tape

For the rich, horny, and infirmed.

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

If you're reading this, you have excellent taste and enjoy things that are hilarious. You must go see Hot Fuzz. It's a sometimes subtle, sometimes absurd homage to buddy cop films by the guys who made Shaun Of The Dead. I laughed so hard.

Ladies, Am I Right?

More dirty movie titles...

Movies That Sound Dirty

Can you think of others? I bet you can.

Another Workout Video

Short. Martin Short.

Tracy Lords workout video

My favorite part is the neck jerking sequence after 2:53. Right after they sqeeze their knees and flutter kick.

I'm obsessed...

With Greer Childer.


She was sued because her workouts were so retarded. Her latest infomercial doesn't even say her name because she's probably afraid people will google her. I really love her cheaply made 80s vid-joes. I'm pretty sure there's a whole world of cheap 80s workout videos out there.

Kind of like this:



What? No cool down? Why is Victoria Principle in front of class next to the instructor? Are there two instructors? Is the class comprised of like, 4 people? Does anyone know what this is from?? (Dallas?)

My Dumps

This is Peaches' parady of Alanis' parady of My Humps. This video uses a remake of Peaches' original My Dumps song that came out last year. Its all a lot to wrap your head around I know. Please Fergie, take us full circle and cover an Alanis song and make it all slutty or piss your pants again or something.

I Think I Smell A (s)Hit

You Think India is Mad About This...Talk to His Gerbil

This pic is causing an uproar over in India. Story is HERE

Greer Childer 80's workout vidjoe

If this is too strenuous, you can do level 1-- Eating hamburger helper Taco Bake while watching VHS tapes of Dallas.

The Landlord

I promise that this is nothing short of adorable. You have to stick around for about 30 seconds to get to the best part of this vidjo.

Donald Trump Sniffing Rudy Giuliani's Hoosums

Rudy Giuliani is dressed up like Betty White on allergy medicine. And Donald Trump -- for some reason unbeknownst to me -- sniffs her breasts.

It is a quick watch. And worth the shot of Rudy walking like a lady.

Prepare to see a ton of this video as Rudy launches his presidential campaign.

I F'ing Love the Target Lady on SNL

Has anyone seen this skit? I know that most people think that SNL blows, but I love this woman who plays the Target Lady. She talks in a voice that is a cross between Buffalo Bill and Pee-Wee Herman.

If anyone has any video of this skit, please send our way.

CBS Cancels Bea Arthur's Radio Show

Uh Oh, Valerie Bertinelli Has Fallen Off The Wagon

Call Kirstey Alley STAT!

Separated at Birf

Phil Spector

Martina Navratilova

"Family Guy" Does Ty-Ty Banks

Sent from Anders. It is 30 seconds and funzies.

You Know His Bref Smells Like "The End of Times"

And that is with several Certs in his mouth. Hoooo-weee!

Yes, I'd Like To Order Some Fudge-ems.

We are taping (our butt cheeks) tonight. So call us.

You know you want to do it. Call the cumm-ent line (206-888-GAYZ) or skype us(PNSexplosion).

Sometime after 7.

Looks like Larry Birkhead is Anna's Baby Daddy!

This seems like good news, but why the hell do I care? The one I really love is already a rotting pile of silicone........and why does it look like he was trying to rip ass and realized he might have gotten more bang for his butt?!

It is time to get BUCKWILD

VH1 is bringing back some of Flava Flav's favorite skanks for "Charm School." Watch as Mo'niq'u'e' "ladyfies" up this rough and tumble crew. It will be like watching Henry Higgins trying to class up Eliza Dolittle.

But instead of putting marbles in their mouths during their enunciation lessons, 'M'o'n'iq'ue' will use big doingers. And you know these gals can recite the Gettysburg address (backwards) with a dick in their mouths. So it is gonna make for some must-see-TV.

Plus, one of my favorite characters on TV is back and that is BUCKWILD (real name: Becky)


She is all ghetto and doesn't care that all the black people are pissed that she is talking in their vernacular and junk. And look at those smoking hot hooters. Her face looks like it has seen the business end of a shotgun, but those tay-tahs will take her far.

Good luck, Buckwild. Good luck.

Valerie Bertinelli's beauty tip of the day

Dry, frizzy hair ladies? Backlight it. Backlight the shit out of it.

BECKY!

Has anyone seen VH1's new reality show "The Agency?" It's about Wil-hell-mina modeling agents and their trials and tribulations over signing and maintaining GORGEOUS models. Blah, blah, blah.

That is not as fascinating as one of the stars of show --BECKY. Yes, that is her name. She is the one above in the tigery print dress. She is from some small British town like Shropshire or Salisbury-Steak-By-The-Lake, but don't let her small town roots fool you. She is all big city and ruthless.

She drops F-bombs, she has BJ voice, and she cuts everyone down to the quick (the quick and the dead). And while I would hate her in real life, I leeeeoooooovvvve her on this show.

Give it a viewing. I promise you won't be able to take your eyes off of her.