What are you guys doin tonight????

It is time to get BUCKWILD

VH1 is bringing back some of Flava Flav's favorite skanks for "Charm School." Watch as Mo'niq'u'e' "ladyfies" up this rough and tumble crew. It will be like watching Henry Higgins trying to class up Eliza Dolittle.

But instead of putting marbles in their mouths during their enunciation lessons, 'M'o'n'iq'ue' will use big doingers. And you know these gals can recite the Gettysburg address (backwards) with a dick in their mouths. So it is gonna make for some must-see-TV.

Plus, one of my favorite characters on TV is back and that is BUCKWILD (real name: Becky)


She is all ghetto and doesn't care that all the black people are pissed that she is talking in their vernacular and junk. And look at those smoking hot hooters. Her face looks like it has seen the business end of a shotgun, but those tay-tahs will take her far.

Good luck, Buckwild. Good luck.

BECKY!

Has anyone seen VH1's new reality show "The Agency?" It's about Wil-hell-mina modeling agents and their trials and tribulations over signing and maintaining GORGEOUS models. Blah, blah, blah.

That is not as fascinating as one of the stars of show --BECKY. Yes, that is her name. She is the one above in the tigery print dress. She is from some small British town like Shropshire or Salisbury-Steak-By-The-Lake, but don't let her small town roots fool you. She is all big city and ruthless.

She drops F-bombs, she has BJ voice, and she cuts everyone down to the quick (the quick and the dead). And while I would hate her in real life, I leeeeoooooovvvve her on this show.

Give it a viewing. I promise you won't be able to take your eyes off of her.