My New Tattoo: Part IV

3 more hours done, 3 more to go on the underside of my arm to connect it all. An angel, more pretty flowers and a dragonfly. FAGGOT!

What do YOU think I should have done to finish it off?

Look who has blossomed.. into a MAN

OK I seriously thought this was a guy in drag.. but no, it's our old pal Mayim Bialik. So seriously, she can't afford to get her brows done? Seriously?
and yes, I stole this pic from Perez Hilton. Suck it.

FAGGOT!

I am off to Amsterdam and...

I am gonna put my finger in the dyke(s).

Jumper (bones)

I just saw Jumper. Starring Sisqo. I mean Samuel L Jackson.

Bitch Slap At Club 24K in Atlanta GA!

Okay, I know club owners are sometimes in need of a new "theme night" to draw in more customers, but a "Bitch Slap" competition? Pure genius.

Noah's "other" new tattoo

what do you thinkzies?

Happy Valen-Gyne Day!

Happy ValenTyne's Daly!

Okay, I just looked back to February 2006 and realized how UN-original I am. Noah posted pretty much the same thing with a diff'rent photo two years ago. Sorry for copying you, Noah-sies. Don't worry, I'm not going to go all SWF on you...by the way, do you need a roommate? Just askin'.

stick your Valentine in my box

Quick! Put Channel 73 on!!!

I always had a funny feeling about Uncle Buck...Besides, I'm not sure I'm ready to see Hillary Duff REVEALED!

J-lo, can we confirm that you are preggers yet?

What happens in Vegas... is really GAY

Did the moths get at this outfit???????????Hey, Ann and Nancy Wilson from Heart... do you have anything that doesn't fit you anymore? I know you do cuz I seen you lately, fatass bitches.... maybe something in white?

I'm guessing that one wig came from the Kathy Griffin collection, and the other was a Dolly Parton castoff.
But I'm still totes gonna see the showzies!?!?!
Check out USA Today (that GREAT paper!!!!! Love the CHARTicles!) for more deets on her big Vegas EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya ever feel this way.. ?

http://community.livejournal.com/ljsecret

ya, more like ..

Fat-ckelbee

There's something about that two-tons-of-fun in the middle that looks so familiar.

Which is YOUR vote for breast picture?

Excuse me sir, do you have the time?

Am I late??? I swear, I'm cumming!! I'm cumming!!!

Tiddy Bear. Really? That's REALLY the name?!?

I guess they're not kidding in that "patent your invention" commercial. You really can sell ANYTHING.

Are seat belts THAT uncomfortable?

hells yeah

seriously though, what the fuck is this machine?

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