RNC stage

was lifted right out of the movie Patton:



A big budget war movie. Makes sense!

I'm John McCain's mother.

Sit down a spell because I'm fixin' to tell you a few things that are on my mind. Look here, I pooped this thing to my left out of my cooter August 29th 1936. Now just sit down son I'm talking to you. We didn't have socialized medicine and we didn't need it or even want it. Are you listening young man? Si'down now son. You don't just leave when a lady is talkin'. I just now shit myself. SIT DONNA'SON! See, I squatted over a back issue of Marie Claire and just gave it a big push and he slid out of my birthin' hole. I didn't need things like epidurals or lahmaaaahz breethin' or free and efficient health care to those in need. Now, GIVE. ME. MAH. HUVEROOOUND!

HOW! Its almost Noah's birthdow!

*licks lips, flicks hair*



Its on the Twenty-nounth! HOW! *flips hair*



Buy him a prezzy, HOW! *flips hair downtown*

Which is YOUR vote for breast picture?