I'm John McCain's mother.

Sit down a spell because I'm fixin' to tell you a few things that are on my mind. Look here, I pooped this thing to my left out of my cooter August 29th 1936. Now just sit down son I'm talking to you. We didn't have socialized medicine and we didn't need it or even want it. Are you listening young man? Si'down now son. You don't just leave when a lady is talkin'. I just now shit myself. SIT DONNA'SON! See, I squatted over a back issue of Marie Claire and just gave it a big push and he slid out of my birthin' hole. I didn't need things like epidurals or lahmaaaahz breethin' or free and efficient health care to those in need. Now, GIVE. ME. MAH. HUVEROOOUND!

Hee-Hoo -- It's My Birthday Too!

Hey Noah --Bubbles and I wish you a Happy Birthday and junk.

HOW! Its almost Noah's birthdow!

*licks lips, flicks hair*



Its on the Twenty-nounth! HOW! *flips hair*



Buy him a prezzy, HOW! *flips hair downtown*

Hiller Floating Mommy Platform®

This is how mommy enters her singing show at Ceasar's palace!



Mommy (that's ME! Cher!) performs her wigs and songs every day at 7, 9, 11, and a 2 pm, and 4 pm matinee on Sund-how! I float in on a Hiller Floating Mommy Platform® singing Sweet's Ballroom Blitz with my tin foil thong, thigh high jellies, and electrical tapes over my nipples (Chazzy helps mommy with that!) because I'm so modest. The Hiller Floating Mommy Platform is useful when I over do it at the 4.99 buffet over at Jackée's and over do it because mommy can be gassy as she fly's over the audience and no one know's who's making backdoor trumpets! Thanks Hiller Floating Mommy Platform®!

FUCK/MARRY/KILL ?

thx for ur time,

Chazzie - Bring Mommy Some More Tidy Cat

This sounds like something PNSexplosion would make up. And I think we sort of did when we ran that skit about Cher having a talk show inside of a kitty litter box.

Well, the rumor mill is buzzing that Cher might be playing Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Christopher Nolan wants to capture Catwoman in her twilight years. Make sure to put some Boniva in the Meow Mix. This casting would be PERFECTION.

I hope Chazzie gets a part too. Here is the STORY.

Gay Robot - Part 1

Thanks to Cassidy for directing me to this. You may recognize Nick Swarsdon as Terry, the crazy f@ggo† character from Reno: 911 and countless other bit parts.

A couple years ago he came up with a pilot for a new show...Gay Robot. The robot seems like a character from PNS. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if Pat did the voice.

Each part is only a minute or two, so it's a quick watch. Oh, and it gets kinda weird at the end. And there's a crazy cliffhanger.

Hope you enjoy...later, bulges!

Gay Robot - Part 2

Gay Robot - Part 3

Gay Robot - Part 4

Later, bulges!

Gay Robot - Part 5

Gay Robot - Part 6

Gay Robot - Part 7

Gay Robot-Part 8

Lets enjoy another Allison montage.

Going for the Gold -- or Jail?

Thanks to Jon for this pic. Whoa!

Hover Round: The Music Video

"I used to worry about falling!"

Clapping, roller skating and so much more

This is the vidjio of the song that Noah played at the end of the last show. I've been trying to figure out what my favorite part is. I can't. I love the whole thing so much. Sure, it's 8 minutes long. But if you're looking at this site, that means you've got the time to watch the whole spectacle. Enjoy!

Jennifer Holliday @ Market Days

Here's a lil video I shot on Sunday at Market Days. I have more where this came from. . .
Please rate the video and comment on youtube.

It's Is So Hard to Do the "Grapevine" in Leather

Thanks to Jon for sending us Cher's workout vidjoe. I love her wigs in this one.

I love Pat's new tattoo.

Please, SOMEBODY caption this photo:

Thanks to Vanessa for sending me this!

Couple of Pix from Market Days this weekend.

Robbie and I sure knew how to throw down.

Top 10 Reasons why the Idina "Menzies" Menzel Concert Sucked Balls:

10 - House of Blues staff think that they are working security at the White House
9 - Girls can bring in a purse, a tote bag, a thermos of anthrax, and 17 pieces of LV luggage, but boys have ONE LOUSY MURSE, and we're suddenly a security risk.
8 - They charge $5 per person to "check" cameras. Because, you know, bootleg pictures of Idina Menzel go for THOUSANDS on TMZ or PerezHilton.com
7 - they closed the bar before the show started
6 - Most of her songs sound like they came off the Grey's Anatomy Soundtrack
5 - they closed the bar before the show started
4 - There were about three big screaming queens who knew every word to every song she sang. Everyone else was like "um, sing that song from Wicked with the hydraulic lift". These queens were seriously screaming like it was Madonna, Cher and Liza doing a three way
3 - they closed the bar before the show started
2 - The "security guards" (basically fat guys with walkie talkies) left said walkie talkie volume on high during the "quiet" songs. Really great to hear the "security updates". Douchebags.
1 - they closed the bar before the show started
Anyway, even though they took our cameras, everyone took pictures with their camerphones. I will say that she has a very good voice. But House of Blues is a shithole of a venue.

Anne Ramsey

Is Jackie Beat spying on the PNS?

Fabulous New York drag diva has covered Katie Perry's I Kissed a Girl". But instead of "girl" she made out with a squirrel. Can you say rabies?!

Check it out here.

(Props to Perez Hilton for the post/photo.)

Here's Another Democrat to Look At

Here's that clip of Babs we chatted about on episode 277.

Its all about the end of the song - when she holds a note for a retarded amount of time.
I can hardly wait to hear Patrick relive it.

See you all at Market Days this weekend!

What a Classy Lady :)

I really do love this woman (and fully expect to be struck by lightning as I type this).


If you're an Obama supporter already getting angry just settle down (most Hillary supporters are on your side, afterall).

I applaud Clinton supporters who "are pushing for the Democratic Party's new platform to state that the primary elections 'exposed pervasive gender bias in the media' and to call on party leaders to take 'immediate and public steps' to condemn future perceived instances of bias."

Article Here

Whether you love or hate Hillary, you have to admit she took a lot of shit in the primary season because she's a woman (remember those guys at her rallies shouting "Iron my shirt!" and other equally misogynistic comments made by TV talk show hosts, news reporters, and even politicians?). That's unacceptable and I think the actions of this committee are commendable. It's not really about Hillary Clinton; it's about how women are treated in this country and holding political leaders accountable for their lack of action with respect to gender discrimination.

I await your hate mail!