Friday, August 08, 2008

Top 10 Reasons why the Idina "Menzies" Menzel Concert Sucked Balls:

10 - House of Blues staff think that they are working security at the White House
9 - Girls can bring in a purse, a tote bag, a thermos of anthrax, and 17 pieces of LV luggage, but boys have ONE LOUSY MURSE, and we're suddenly a security risk.
8 - They charge $5 per person to "check" cameras. Because, you know, bootleg pictures of Idina Menzel go for THOUSANDS on TMZ or PerezHilton.com
7 - they closed the bar before the show started
6 - Most of her songs sound like they came off the Grey's Anatomy Soundtrack
5 - they closed the bar before the show started
4 - There were about three big screaming queens who knew every word to every song she sang. Everyone else was like "um, sing that song from Wicked with the hydraulic lift". These queens were seriously screaming like it was Madonna, Cher and Liza doing a three way
3 - they closed the bar before the show started
2 - The "security guards" (basically fat guys with walkie talkies) left said walkie talkie volume on high during the "quiet" songs. Really great to hear the "security updates". Douchebags.
1 - they closed the bar before the show started
Anyway, even though they took our cameras, everyone took pictures with their camerphones. I will say that she has a very good voice. But House of Blues is a shithole of a venue.

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