Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Hiller Floating Mommy Platform®

This is how mommy enters her singing show at Ceasar's palace!



Mommy (that's ME! Cher!) performs her wigs and songs every day at 7, 9, 11, and a 2 pm, and 4 pm matinee on Sund-how! I float in on a Hiller Floating Mommy Platform® singing Sweet's Ballroom Blitz with my tin foil thong, thigh high jellies, and electrical tapes over my nipples (Chazzy helps mommy with that!) because I'm so modest. The Hiller Floating Mommy Platform is useful when I over do it at the 4.99 buffet over at Jackée's and over do it because mommy can be gassy as she fly's over the audience and no one know's who's making backdoor trumpets! Thanks Hiller Floating Mommy Platform®!

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3 Comments:

Anonymous BW said...

Too funny. I think I sharted.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:16 if my life I will never see again....

3:18 PM  
Blogger licoricepirate said...

omg

9:14 AM  

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