Whoh Babes! it's my 63rd Birthday!!

Whoa babes, what's this rash??

Victoria’s Secret is being sued by cosmetic chemist and occasional Cher impersonator Roberta Ritter, who claims she’s developed a rash on her chest because of the formaldehyde in their push-up bras

WHERE ELSE DO YOU THINK CHER HAS A RASH?
AND WHAT WOULD IT BE FROM???

Hiller Floating Mommy Platform®

This is how mommy enters her singing show at Ceasar's palace!



Mommy (that's ME! Cher!) performs her wigs and songs every day at 7, 9, 11, and a 2 pm, and 4 pm matinee on Sund-how! I float in on a Hiller Floating Mommy Platform® singing Sweet's Ballroom Blitz with my tin foil thong, thigh high jellies, and electrical tapes over my nipples (Chazzy helps mommy with that!) because I'm so modest. The Hiller Floating Mommy Platform is useful when I over do it at the 4.99 buffet over at Jackée's and over do it because mommy can be gassy as she fly's over the audience and no one know's who's making backdoor trumpets! Thanks Hiller Floating Mommy Platform®!

Chazzie - Bring Mommy Some More Tidy Cat

This sounds like something PNSexplosion would make up. And I think we sort of did when we ran that skit about Cher having a talk show inside of a kitty litter box.

Well, the rumor mill is buzzing that Cher might be playing Catwoman in the next Batman movie. Christopher Nolan wants to capture Catwoman in her twilight years. Make sure to put some Boniva in the Meow Mix. This casting would be PERFECTION.

I hope Chazzie gets a part too. Here is the STORY.

It's Is So Hard to Do the "Grapevine" in Leather

Thanks to Jon for sending us Cher's workout vidjoe. I love her wigs in this one.

I like this outfit.

WatCH proJEKT runWAY

StaRRING ME!!1!! CHER!

Wanna See My Star-Spangled Banner?

I love Cher's Mom Jeans in this vidjoe.

PNS takes on SHOOP SHOOP SONG

I was searching for myself on YouTube -( I had already tried all the usual places - bars, backrooms, public toilets) and I found this awesome fan tribute.

Some old skool and new clips put together with some Cher - who could axe for anything more?