The Full Brunch Vidjo

Dorthea is here babies. Enjoy

Cindy McCain's Beauty Secrets...

on the next PNSexplosion.

An 80's Star That I Would Love to See Pop Up On Reality TV

Adrian Zmed

MOMMA!? I'm ready to play'un mah wed'n!

Mamma WRITE THIS DAY'OWN! Here, use this-here Troll PEN! THE TROLL PEY'UN MOMMA! OK! Reddy!? MAH WED'N'S GUNNA BE GARFIELD THEMED y'all! I need them mylar balloons of Odie, and a bunch of Chinette for the Stouffer's lasagna, some Mad DOG 20/20, and Deepeyunds for mee-maw Bar! I hate mundeez!



But seriously, doesn't she look like George W in drag?

Fergie sharts another "hit".

What'd you just call me?

(Yes, that's me with Tiggah, around 1996...damn, I was skinny!)

For boo, apparently.

Tracey Ullman As Cameron Diaz

The impersonation is not spot-on, but I love some of the lines in this vid-joe.

Is That A Banana In Your Shoe or...

are you just happy to see me?

This pic was sent by Straight Girl Heather -- the gal who moonlights as a model in foot fetish vid-joes. She talked about the banana in the shoe bit on our show last week.

And here is a pic of it.

Makes me wanna have a Banana's Foster real bad.

Isn't There A War or Something Going on in Iraq?

I'm just askin' and junk.

Jason and Jar Jar Castro on American Idol

Okay, I fully admit I did not come up with this comparison. I saw it on TV, but SERIOUSLY...can you tell them apart?!? I cannot wait for this one to get the boot.

'sup

Pope Benedict Closes US Visit With Big Dance Number

Oh, and Pope, just one more thing: Love your dress!

Bush/Cheney orders Extraordinary Rendition of Obama to Flavor Country

Has MDolla gone batsh*t crazy?!?

Has she finally lost it? And is that Lourdes' toy vacuum cleaner? I can't believe she doesn't have a Dyson.

I'd love to spoon this

Real life Garfield!

Thanks Matt.

Happy Tax Day!

40% of your taxes funded the Iraq war!**

40 fucking percent!

**update: that would be ALL military endeavors past and present, but it still makes me nauseated.

We get it, you like a good foam party like all of us.

Hillary, we think this is going a little too far.

Hillary Does Jager-Bombs at McGillicooters

click to make the pic bigger

My Puss

This would be better only if it was called "My Cooze". I lurve M-Cho's crazy short dykey spikey hair. And the hair on her head is pretty crazy, too!

Caption This!

I was trying to find a funny pic to post to talk about Rob's performance in "Carousel" -- which was amazing. And somehow I stumbled upon this pic. It always comes back to Tyne Daly for me.

Please tell me -- WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PHOTO?

My New Tattoo: THE FINALE

Okay, I promise this is it for my damn tattoo. After 13.5 hours, it's finally done. The newest parts are the hummingbird and lilacs on the underside of my arm (ouch!) and a firefly at the top of my shoulder.

I truly appreciate all the suggestions, but there wasn't enough room for:
• Two guys barebacking and felching
• Unicorns
• Penises
• Glitter (the tattoo artist ran out of it)

Here's the before:

And here's the after:

Finger Guns Lynndie style

Finger gun!

I Think I May Have Drank Too Much This Weekend

I am feeling a little puffy.

PNSexplosion Be-Hyna The Scenes

This is a lil vid-joe I captured on my camera a couple months ago after we taped a show. It is like Oprah's After-Show (but less dikey.) And it must be Xmas because we are opening some gifts from listeners.

Stay tuned for the Gyne-Daly shot at the end. It is worf it.

Do these sunglasses make me look fat?

or is it my giant Winnebago hoo-ha jugg-a-luggs that do?
Yeah, I think it's the sunglasses too.

I Think I Know What I Am Gonna Get Noah for His Birthday

a Mansy.

Thanks to Michael Scharber for this pic.

Who's excited for the Sex in the City movie?!