These two things made me gay

1st, seeing this performance of a coked-out-of-her-gourd Donna Summer at the tender age of 5. Does she even know where she is? or who she is? That's not the robot she's doing, she just trying to keep her liver from falling out of her halter dress into the kiddie pool filled with poppers downstage.



Then, in 6th grade, seeing the Short Circuit 2 scene where Johnny 5 foils the jewel thief over the musical stylings of Bonnie Tyler's throat nodules.

Fag-opolis

Beyonce went all Fritz Lang on our asses. Taking the robot Maria from Metropolis:



And skanking her up and adding a 10,000 dollar white-woman-hair weave:



Kylie did it a couple years ago, with hilarious and sexy results in her Fever tour (it takes a while-- 2:20 in)



And let us not forget the most bat-shit crazy version of this trend with this:



This is such a throw away song, but it really gets my blood pumping.