These two things made me gay

1st, seeing this performance of a coked-out-of-her-gourd Donna Summer at the tender age of 5. Does she even know where she is? or who she is? That's not the robot she's doing, she just trying to keep her liver from falling out of her halter dress into the kiddie pool filled with poppers downstage.



Then, in 6th grade, seeing the Short Circuit 2 scene where Johnny 5 foils the jewel thief over the musical stylings of Bonnie Tyler's throat nodules.