Fag-opolis

Beyonce went all Fritz Lang on our asses. Taking the robot Maria from Metropolis:



And skanking her up and adding a 10,000 dollar white-woman-hair weave:



Kylie did it a couple years ago, with hilarious and sexy results in her Fever tour (it takes a while-- 2:20 in)



And let us not forget the most bat-shit crazy version of this trend with this:



This is such a throw away song, but it really gets my blood pumping.

Do You Think He is a Top or Bottom?

Comedy Central is in talks to produce an animated program called "Gay Robot." I am not kidding about this one.

According to the press release, "Gay Robot" tells the story of a robot who turns out gay after his designer accidentally spilled a wine cooler on his circuits. BRILLIANT!

God, I loved wine coolers in my younger days. Does that mean I am a gay robot?