Bjork R&B connections

The big hubbub now in Bjork-land is her recent collaberation with Timbaland, phoning in and pooping out some beats for
Earth Intruders. Bjork has had a connection with R&b for a long time, starting with Homogenic back in 97 where Missy Eliot declared that the album was hip-hop, and Timbaland sampling her Joga for a remix of Hit 'Em Wit' Da Hee.

And does anyone remember this from Mary J back in '97? A remix vid-joe of Everything. A totally wierd mish mash of expensive effects, really cheap C&C Music Factory editing/effects, and evant-guard images. All to promote a remix of a song that wasn't even on the album. *Nance Grace voice* What is the real story?


She got on the bjork love by borrowing the Space-Geisha look from Homogenic.




And something tells me Bjork would approve of the disturbing Mary J chandelier of heads thingy.

On your mark...

The Amazing Race All Stars started last night. Yippee! This is one of my favorite shows. Unfortunately, I'm not head over heels for any of the teams that they selected this year. I guess my faves would be the crazy Kentucky couple, David and Mary. They're kind of gross, but kind of sweet
Of course, Rob and Amber, reality sluts, are back again. I'm sure he's huge and fucks like a stallion, but they are such assholes.

And who could forget Charla, the wonder midget and Mirna, the wonder whore. Honestly, I kind of hope they get hit by a train or a runaway ox cart sometime during the race. That would be hilarious.

The real reason to watch this show is for the host, Phil Keoghan. The man knows how to fill out a pair of khakis.

Comercials I fucking hate, part the first

Susuki SUV



This is the commercial where the hot guy in the SUV and the hot girl on a motorcycle are playing some kinky sex game and swap keys after driving at high speeds (for some reason) on the salt flats in Utah. I don't think you're allowed to just drive around on the salt flats like that, and lets be honest, if you're getting this car, you're probably driving from your shitty job to get mudslides and transfats at Fridays with the other bank teller girls and then back to home to shove more transfats into gaping maw.

How to improve: Show a hot soccer mom with huge tits picking up her son from practice. The window slides down and all you see is soccer mom hair (but sexy) and big tits pushed into a blue cardigan (with hard nips natch) and she's wearing pearls. "Billy, are you ready" and billy is all "Im ready for it". They peel out. Camera pans over to dumpy soccer moms with lame minivans. There, I just pooped out a better commercial than this abortion.

Hey does anyone have a screen shot of the Chase Bank commercial with "Love is All Around" playing? What commercials are you hating on?