Sunday, February 18, 2007

Comercials I fucking hate, part the first

Susuki SUV



This is the commercial where the hot guy in the SUV and the hot girl on a motorcycle are playing some kinky sex game and swap keys after driving at high speeds (for some reason) on the salt flats in Utah. I don't think you're allowed to just drive around on the salt flats like that, and lets be honest, if you're getting this car, you're probably driving from your shitty job to get mudslides and transfats at Fridays with the other bank teller girls and then back to home to shove more transfats into gaping maw.

How to improve: Show a hot soccer mom with huge tits picking up her son from practice. The window slides down and all you see is soccer mom hair (but sexy) and big tits pushed into a blue cardigan (with hard nips natch) and she's wearing pearls. "Billy, are you ready" and billy is all "Im ready for it". They peel out. Camera pans over to dumpy soccer moms with lame minivans. There, I just pooped out a better commercial than this abortion.

Hey does anyone have a screen shot of the Chase Bank commercial with "Love is All Around" playing? What commercials are you hating on?

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5 Comments:

Blogger Emo said...

I haven't seen it but it sounds pretty dreadful.

I'm totally hating those BMW (I think) commercials, with the guy shouting out of the car window "3 brand new BMW models for under 17,000!" and a pessimistic person turns optimistic. Terribly annoying commercials.

Emerson

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

i literally guffawed at the trans fat comments.

10:39 AM  
Blogger TrickyToro said...

I hate those damn Kia ads with the music from Hair. It was horrific enough when Burger King used Goodmorning Starshine and now this.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous jay said...

Anything with fake testimonials.

"Vonage and reliability? They just go hand in hand!"

Who believes that bullshit is real?

2:02 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

ugh i like those lowwwww-budget car commercials w/the screaming guyz better than the ones w/the cars zooming around unrealistic terrain & the lame music. xP

10:36 AM  

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