I'm so happy I think I just pooped a pig.

Crash And Burn Girl

This is my hands down favorite. Love the re-appearance of the monkey. Not crazy about the night-vision camera. Reminds me too much of "One Night in Paris".

Who's That Girl

Love the bandleader outfit and her playing the drums. Hot!

With Every Heartbeat

Love the frenetic moving background. Her walking backwards makes me nervous...

Handle Me

Love the Jukebox dress and severe haircut. But what's with the caterpillar eyebrows?

Be Mine!

Fabulous fur-sleeved shirt thing. But what's with the child?

My vote for Summer Jam™ 2008...

"Konichiwa Bitches" by Robyn. You may remember her from the mid-90s with her hits "Do You Know What It Takes" and "Show Me Love". (Not to be confused with Robin S.'s hit "Show Me Love".)

This new album is fan-damn-tastic. Check it out on the iTurds. Every track is awesome. Oh, and check out Snoop Dogg's remixes for "Sexual Eruption" duet with Robyn. Also amazing.

Whoa Babes, It's Cher's Birthday Today

Guess how old she is today?

HIII-YAAAH! (Miss Piggy vs. Peaches)

This is hilarious. Missy Piggy fucks the pain away, indeed.

Who Will Get Custody of the Pin Ball Machine?

JFo and her girlfriend break up. Story HERE

What the F#@% are You Doing?

This clip of a news anchor's cursing during a promo is the bee's knees. Enjoy!

Genius

HOW! Come see me where I am performing!

I dress up in some costumes and sing and stuff HOW. Chazzy helped mommy (that's ME!) hot glue feathers and junk on this one! Be careful not to scorch mommy's titties again with that hot glue honey!



This is a combo of a garter belt and assless chaps that chazzy helped mommy make out of electrical tape. It snags mommy's no-nee but its all worth it as you can tell HOW.



Bob Mackie made this coat just for ME! Fuck PETA! I mean, you tell me how I'm s'posed to sing a cover of Cherry Pie without being covered head to toe in baby seal riding on this canoe!

Atta Girl! (Happy Friday)

I didn't realize that there was a Gay Country-Western/Dance Club so close by!

Whoa Babes - Don't Forget to Tivo Me on Oprah - and junk

Cher, Tina Turner, Oprah - weighing for a combined age of 573

:O

Happy Cinco de Mayo, y'allz!

Maybe next time you'll think twice before you senselessly take the life of a piñata.

Is Pat the one on the right? Or left?

That's Gross --- TERRY GROSS!!!!!!!!!

This is Terry Gross of "Fresh Air" and she is my boo!

I love her so hard.