I'm so happy I think I just pooped a pig.

What Percentage of the Profits Will She Have to Give to Xenu for this Shit Sammy

I saw an ad for this crap fest the other night and thought: "How in the hell does she get work?"

Here is a pic of her from the movie:

If you can't tell from the title, she plays a writer. And by the looks of this shot, it is real hard and junk. I see a lot of Emmy's (the plus-size model) coming her way for this trainwreck.