Tuesday, June 05, 2007

What Percentage of the Profits Will She Have to Give to Xenu for this Shit Sammy

I saw an ad for this crap fest the other night and thought: "How in the hell does she get work?"

Here is a pic of her from the movie:
If you can't tell from the title, she plays a writer. And by the looks of this shot, it is real hard and junk. I see a lot of Emmy's (the plus-size model) coming her way for this trainwreck.

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Blogger Adam said...

I saw a barrage of ads for that abomination while watching Shear Genius. I also saw ads for the movie.
/bait and switch

It's beyond me how she (or any scientologist) gets work still.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

The thing is, most shows Kirstie Alley stars in keep their overhead low because she'll work for peanut butter, banana and honey sandwiches in lieu of a salary.
So it'll run forevers.

1:57 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

That second picture looks like me when garageband crashes.

9:14 PM  
Anonymous gangrene said...

Hmmm. I bet if I dipped this laptop in chocolate I could totally eat it.

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

in that second picture, she is doing what is called a "poor person's facelift."

6:13 AM  
Blogger Daily Haiku! said...

Oh Kirstey Alley

Had we known in Star Trek 2

what you would become...

12:05 PM  
Anonymous RedBackFur said...

Why is Thirsty Kirsty wearing heater ducting on her arms? She looks like Robot from Lost In Space.

3:10 PM  
Anonymous kasher said...

But you all KNOW that she's FUCKing DESTined for yet ONE MO' Emmy nod for this peez-uhv-shizznatch-cake.


Can't wait to watch it.

And by it I mean tit. And by tit I mean Raspberry Tit Twat.

10:07 PM  

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