What Percentage of the Profits Will She Have to Give to Xenu for this Shit Sammy
I saw an ad for this crap fest the other night and thought: "How in the hell does she get work?"Here is a pic of her from the movie:
If you can't tell from the title, she plays a writer. And by the looks of this shot, it is real hard and junk. I see a lot of Emmy's (the plus-size model) coming her way for this trainwreck.Labels: are you f'ing kidding me, bat-shit crazy, pork
posted by Patrick at 6/05/2007 09:40:00 AM
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I saw a barrage of ads for that abomination while watching Shear Genius. I also saw ads for the movie.
/bait and switch
It's beyond me how she (or any scientologist) gets work still.
The thing is, most shows Kirstie Alley stars in keep their overhead low because she'll work for peanut butter, banana and honey sandwiches in lieu of a salary.
So it'll run forevers.
That second picture looks like me when garageband crashes.
Hmmm. I bet if I dipped this laptop in chocolate I could totally eat it.
in that second picture, she is doing what is called a "poor person's facelift."
Oh Kirstey Alley
Had we known in Star Trek 2
what you would become...
Why is Thirsty Kirsty wearing heater ducting on her arms? She looks like Robot from Lost In Space.
But you all KNOW that she's FUCKing DESTined for yet ONE MO' Emmy nod for this peez-uhv-shizznatch-cake.
Gross.
Can't wait to watch it.
And by it I mean tit. And by tit I mean Raspberry Tit Twat.
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