Blackout

Holy shit this cd is really good. Its Pro-tooled and Auto-tuned within an inch of its life; it makes Believe sound unplugged.

Lets celebrate with a trustfall.


Weeeeeeee

His train was coming down my tunnel and I said "All Aboard!"

This was from the TV Land awards a couple years ago. BRILLIANT! I could not have cast it better myself.

Which S.I.T.C. character do YOU relate to most?

quick poll

Ho-mo-ha

Hey Guys and Gals of Omaha. Rob and I are heading to the BIG O face this weekend. And we plan to be at FLIXX on Friday night.

Come down(s) there and hang out if you are free. We should be there around 9pm.

Hope to see you.

Breaking: Malibu Barbie's Dream House succumbs to forest fires.

What do you thing Tyra's teaching the girls in this clip?

Make sure you click the image above to see the animated clip.

Credit goes to Daily Haiku. I stole it from his MySpace pictures page. Thanks Michael!

A Lil Gemini's Twin To Take You Into The Weekend

I heart these gals so much. And I could watch Ana Gastayer do "hip-hop" voice all-day.

"I believe that..."

...Rob Lindley will HATE this movie.

Bleaahhh! It's me, your 'tarded cousin Geri!

YIKES! Poor Geri has been rode 'tard and put away wet. What happened to her?! You can catch up on her life here.

What are...

You're welcome.

Lawrence Welks(ome).

They Did their Holiday Photo a little early this year

I have no words.

Rachel Dratch as Liz Taylor

More Liz. I still think I'm more frightened of the real Liz Taylor. I love that 30 Rock. WHITE DIAMONDS!!!

So I ran into Patrick at SideTrack last night...

Movie Moment

Enjoy as we tee off on Helena Bonham Carter, the Target Lady, some Jew with her mic turned off, some huge thing, a mop, and the mop's maid.

"Gal Dern that judge! I even made a podcast! Can i have mah kids back?"

"This weeks episode is about how to make your vulnerable kids not like dangerous things. For example, I call mah cigaray'ets 'Lollipops' so little Sean Prestin and Jerry... 'er, Jimmy, whatever, won't want them! I also call this jug of Draino 'Magic Fun Juice' because it makes mah hair extension clogs in mah bathtub go away. And thee'is raht here Smith and Wesson .45 semi-automatic is called 'Magic Lollipop'!!! Basically lots of variations on lollipops and juice or whatever! Can I have mah keeyuds back now!?"

"The court'll have ta give mah kids back after they see how momma threw a ding dang pool party!"

"I'm-a git mah Sean Preston and the other one, Whats-his-face back the only way I know how y'all..."

"Mamma's comin'!"