Thursday, October 04, 2007

"Gal Dern that judge! I even made a podcast! Can i have mah kids back?"

"This weeks episode is about how to make your vulnerable kids not like dangerous things. For example, I call mah cigaray'ets 'Lollipops' so little Sean Prestin and Jerry... 'er, Jimmy, whatever, won't want them! I also call this jug of Draino 'Magic Fun Juice' because it makes mah hair extension clogs in mah bathtub go away. And thee'is raht here Smith and Wesson .45 semi-automatic is called 'Magic Lollipop'!!! Basically lots of variations on lollipops and juice or whatever! Can I have mah keeyuds back now!?"



Anonymous Patrick said...

Now I will actually listen to their show. Take that Paige and Gretchen.

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanna have a PNS/mommycast episode where you both get together and chew the fat. Star-keesha's fat that is.

9:34 AM  
Blogger Brian said...

OMG a PNS/Mommycast Simulcast would be the greatest thing ever!! Someone needs to make this happen!

9:27 AM  

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