Happy 2008!

How are you celebrating?

My New Tattoo: Part II

Okay, here it is and it's even gayer in color. This is after 3 hours today and I have about 5 or 6 more hours to go. By March 1, I will be done! Jealous?! Or are you just jealous of my overhanging belly and moobs?

Merry Crystal-Methmas!

all I want for XMas...

is a hot three way with Loretta Swit and Sally Jessy Raphael.
What about jews?

In Light of Recent News About Jamie Lynn's Pregnancy

Britney decides to one up her and become 9-months pregnant overnight.

Take that, Jamie Lynn. Can someone get her a cheese frenchy?

Britney, Put Down That Venti Frappacino

and call your sister.

God Damnit, Britney. I said put the fucking drink down and give your sister a call. NOW!

Off to Florida!

Florida Evens.

God I love this.

Thanks Max B!

Rob, Noah, and I Went to Law School

and opened our own business. lady business.

thanks to marc for this one.

what's the 1st thing u notice in this pic?

Mommy, Will You Take Me & My Girlfriend to White Castle?

Damnit, I love these photos of Cher and her sapphic lesbo angel. 

Where do you think they are heading off to?

Thanks to Susan & Ben for sliding these pics our way. 

A special message from Michael Kors

"I mean, JESUS, its a little drab. A little M.O.B. mother of the bride. You know? OK, OK. Let me put it this way. Its like Peggy Lee on prednisone doing the pony on top of Bob Mackie's Three's Company Barbara MaDNDREL CHER DYNASTY CHERYL LAD!!" *head explodes*

Is that Janet Reno? Or her girlfriend?

Oh, my bad! That's Kyle McLachlan. My friend Kelly sent me a link to this blog: Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians. Hilarious! One of the standouts is Bruce Jenner (click "older posts" and look at the Nov. 25 post).

(Sledge) Hammered Sh*t

PNS-ers please let your vote be heard!
Who looks MORE like hammered shit?
Jasmine (kinda looks like a ) Guy or Joan Van (Noah's) Ark?

NSFW: God I'm a Wh*re!

I cannot believe that the PNS boys had nothing to do with this! It sound like something they would put together. My favorite line is "...it tastes funny, like hot dogs and honey, with a splash of sardiiiines!".

I am not just a nitwit

God I love Hermie so hard! I wish I had his hair.

My Birthday in One Picture

Thank you, David J, for capturing this shot.

If you liked Two Girls One Cup

You'll love 2girls1finger.

Gyne Buffet

Which one of these do u find the least offensive?