Ah-Woo-Gah!

These gals are training to be in the Lingerie Bowl. Do you think they are virgins? I am guessing so.

Huh, I thought the well thing made her retarded.

Looks Like Someone Had Too Much Qdoba!

She also looks like this when giving a BJ!

Pat in the 1.29 Omaha World-Herald

fast facts:
1) Omaha is not a state! its a city in the state of Nebraska!

2) Pat does a podcast about gay issues. if by "gay issues" you mean, Noah's BM consistency (firm!), and making fun of Cher like, a ton.

3) Dane Stickney is a whore! kidding Dane! you're great but you could've put the name of the podcast.

Da-Sgusting!

I guess Da-Brat and David Guest are dating.



Yucky poos!

Got my his hairs did

yes, I know. It looks like:




-Noah

Oprah Not Happy!!!

Who stole the cookies from Oprah's Cookie Jar. I guess it was James Frey cuz Oprah ripped him a new one yesterday.

We should set her loose with the Hamas. Her momma did not raise a fool!

rebirf.

Hi and welcome to the all brand ass-spanking new PNS's Boomtacular! Same kind of blog-- but now with 66% more funny! Scott and Pat of the PNSexplosion will be posting now too! holy shit!

awe...

I mentioned offhand to Devers that I wanted Kid Icarus once... and last night he gave it to me!! So nice! Its really a great game-- tight controls and impressive music for the time it was made (this game is almost 20 years old!). It uses the same game engine as Metroid, another favorite, and has that same eerie feel but a bit more cutesy. Looking forword to hunkering down and playing this tonight!

thanks Devin! You rock!

Scamtino

This week santino-

Pooped out this abortion--

and didn't get cut. Whatever--he'll get cut soon enough. I would actually like him if he presented himself with some kind of semblance of graciousness and humility. But he's just such an ASS.

In other news, go Daniel V!! (and a smaller, less enthusiastic "yay!" for Zu-Me for winning)

I'm back!

Boo, lost my phone over the weekend-- But now I have a phone again! woo! But I don't have your number. so send me a texty-poo.

love this blog!!!

Just when I thought I was totally ovary snarky celebrity blogs-- cat.lebrity! Celebrity gossip and cats are like peanut butter and chocolate.

ghetto nails

I love cheese nips.

good lord!

Mariah, you've got ME feeling emotions! Deeper then I ever dreamed of.

Starting Ovah

Yesterday, between food binges and napping I cought some daytime TV that I usually don't get to see. Starting Over is fantastic reality show about women who decide to start their lives over for different reasons. Big props to these women who are looking inward and being honest to themselves for the first time which is scary enough, but to do it in front of a camera is extra brave.

this is my fav therapist on the show:


Iyanla takes no guff and can smell BS from a mile away. She made a women haul her baggage (she was given a bag that symbolizes some traits she has to work on, and so this poor woman had like 15 bags strapped to her) through a friggin obstacle course. Then, she said she did so well she could lose one of her bags permenently, at which point she was given another bag with something else to work on. And a hug. I want someone to hug me and tell me I'm lazy too! Iyanla call me! i need some tough lovin'!