Thank you DListed!

is it Denise Richards or Miss Piggy?

What the???????????

From the Daily News:

Kanye West has announced on his video blog that he’s changing his name to Martin Louis The King Jr. – derived from his love of Louis Vuitton and his idol, Martin Luther King Jr. /DN 17

What started out as a (somewhat) normal, goodlooking guy, has turned the crazy corner.

This guy is clearly bummed that Rod Bla_*&*$$#&*gojovich is getting all the crazy press these days...


PLUS
EQUALS

Seriously?

I get more of a Fergie vibe

The Lady Knows Her Bizness

As dicktated to me following a light lunch of chicken and waffles...

From the subtle sunrise
When she awakens from slumbers sweet kiss
To the mellow moonfall
When she drifts deeply into dreams abyss
The Lady knows her bizness

Watch her smile and wave
To those who support her historic rise
While her face says nothing
To the dark and doomed who hope her dream dies
The Lady knows her bizness

Her vagina is tight
It lies about age and the places seen
Her pussy has been there
And despite the world it has remained clean
The Lady knows her bizness

A cock or two indeed
Have penetrated leaving creamy bliss
But failure to mention
The hot scissoring sure would be remiss
The Lady knows her bizness

Lez be honest and true
There’s nothing to fear when there’s Hope to Float
With all her ball busting
And her box munching this Ho gets my vote
The Lady Knows Her Bizness