A quick message about socialism from Fred Thompson

Sit down son, your uncle Fred is about to share some down-home home-spun old timey WISDOM. Now, just sit down a spell, I'm fixin' to tell you about how things are.



See, we didn't want the government to give us handouts. no sirreee. Socialism is for homos and hispanols. NOW SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT my MANSION IS ON FIRE. And then, give. ME. MAH. HUVERRRRRRROOOOUND!! *stamps fist to table*