Huckabee takes Cock(us)

Hey babes!

I'm so excited to be on this blog! I havent been this excited since my opening of my box office smash Faithfull. Starring ME, CHER! and Ryan O'Neal. If you're like me, you can't get enough Cher in your day so go check me out over at Yeast Radio.

Gotta run, Chazzy needs me to take today's Boniva dose, and I might have just crapped my Bob Mackie hand beaded Depends! HOW!

MmmmmMMMMmmmm!!!!

I'm not sure what they have done or what they plan on doing, but I have no intention of finding out.

My New Tattoo: Part III

Okay, so I only got through 2 hours on Saturday and have about 4 - 6 hours to go. My expected end date in now sometime in April.

But isn't it ruel pretty, and ruel gay? I mean the only thing missing is a rainbow...wait, what a great idea!

well, anyway

I'll give you a "score booster".

In your butt.

What are you smelling for exactly?

Depends.

Two things:

Doesn't Robert Irvine of Dinner Impossible look like Jerry Blank?



These are available on Ebay. Just saying.

A Snapshot of My Date From Last Night

I am pretty sure there will be a 2nd date.

Use this while eating poi.

Via Gilded Moose.

Out Of My Head (Ay-Ya-Ya-No-ah)

Do you want it in your head? Out of your head? Or giving you head?

(This sounds a LOT like "Over My Head" by Toni Basil to me.)

Clay Pride

Just because I am a big broadway star doesn't mean I'm gay, right?

Really?
Really Clay?
Really?
Ya big Queen...

If you can't stand the heat...

Thankfully, it isn't Mario Batali behind the apron.

Kim Bassinger and Daryl Hannah

I can't tell the difference.

hot 4 teacher

mr. d sucked my clitoris in the backseat of a purple stretch hummer

(in my dreamz, more like.)

did u ever have a hot teacher?

How very DARE you?!

Who, dear? Me, dear? Gay, dear? No, dear.

Check out the other Derek clips after this one has played. The best ones are Massage and Travel Arrangements, but I couldn't upload them for some reason.

Happy Bidet, Faye Dunaway.

You don't look a day over 100.

Golden Globes

What a shame.

Milk, Milk, Lemonade....

I saw these on Popbytes and knew I had to post them at once. I love Glenn Close, but I have always suspected that she is a bit insane. And these ad shots for Milk just fan those flames of suspicion.

She looks exhausted from drinking all that milk. Such an odd pose.

Tell us what you think the inspiration for this photo was?

What do you think of my action figure collection?

If they should bar wars, please let these Dance Wars...stay

I just watched 2 hours of Dance Wars: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann. I think there might be somthing wrong with me.
And I love you Drew, but you need to find an excuse to take off your shirt and/or pants.

rosebud slave

where would u slather YOUR rosebud slave?

hmm.

New Year's Resolutions?

Hello! I am so thrilled to cuntribute to this blog!

Happy 2008 to y'allz- What are your New Year's Resolutions? What do you think hers are?

Mimi's New Years was a huge bust.

New section at T.J. Maxx:

Wow. You really CAN get the maxx for the minimum at T.J. Maxx! I wonder what the clearance section looks like...