Did I just die and go to heaven?

Oh no, that's just the chicken taquitos my lovely roommated Devin made.
Devin's home-made chicken taquitos -- A+

Bitch poured beer on my weave!!!

America's Next Top Model "cycle" 5 has officially started! The past 4 "cycles" have been lean and to the point, so I was a bit disapointed with the bloated two hour premiere. Ashley is my early favorite-- she's kind of like Britney but not an alchoholic. And Kim, the adorable lesbo! Go Kim! You're so cute! [update: Ashley was cut. I didn't see the second episode, but my coworker just told me.]

Pink is the New Blog

We interviewed Trent last night for the podcast. He is the sweetest.

Bitch, how could you not know this man is gay?

This is Renee Z's now ex hubby. The reason they were divorced: "fraud". AKA, he's a big gay wad.

I googled "Tammy"...

This is one of the pictures that came up. yeesh.

Meet iDild.

This is it folks. The controller for Revolution. Feh. [update: ok, im excited. here's one of my favorite blog's, Kotaku's take on it- http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/nintendo-revolution/its-official-125924.php]

Revolution controller about to be revealed

Iwata, 'Tendy's president, is going to make a key-note speach in about 3 hours (which is Friday afternoon in Tokyo) revealing the damn controller that has everyone in a tizzy. Its been kept under wraps so the competition won't steal it, which makes me think its not that revolutionary. Whatever, I'm so buying it. Revolution will be able to play all of Nintendo's back catalog-- so cool.

This is so hot to me.

He's not my favorite Queer Eye guy (the quirky awesome chef from Chicago is, of course) but he's holding a gameboy micro, and that's so cute. Kyan, quit being so fussy and call me. Lets link gameboys. Its like "docking" but for nerds.

Cliff Hanger.

Probably not another game quite as popular on the Price Is Right. Besides Plinko natch.

Alicia falls.

She really looks like Lindsay Lohan.

Hey you smug piece of shit!

For real though, how can this man sleep at night?

ipod Nano

Cute! But 2 and 4 gigs is NOT ENOUGH. Give me 6 gigs and then we'll talk. And Steve? Where's the video ipod? iTunes is video ready and there's nothing to synch it to.

huhuh.... boobies.

This is me and my brother grabbing my highschool BFF Jessica's boobs at my step-brother's wedding reception.

The Feast of Fools (feastoffools.net)

Hey, I forgot to post this. The Patrick and Noah Show gang (Scott, Me, and Pat) hung out with the lovely Fausto an hot hubby Marc for an evening. Its great that we got to meet such cool people because of the show.

My roommate Devin got a kitty!

Its so tiny and super cute. Devin wants to name it Anastasia after the Tori Amos song which is totally retarded. Sorry Devin. That's just too gay.

Hey spammer!!

Thanks! Thanks for the bookmark! That's SOOO AWESOME! :) Thanks for ruining the comment portion of my blog fuck-wads! [update: I found out how to change the settings so there's a word verification. God I love blogger.com. HA! Spammers can suck my fat cock now. Asswipes.]