Bitch poured beer on my weave!!!

America's Next Top Model "cycle" 5 has officially started! The past 4 "cycles" have been lean and to the point, so I was a bit disapointed with the bloated two hour premiere. Ashley is my early favorite-- she's kind of like Britney but not an alchoholic. And Kim, the adorable lesbo! Go Kim! You're so cute! [update: Ashley was cut. I didn't see the second episode, but my coworker just told me.]