I love beer

Specifically, Hacker-Pschorr.
Favorite. Beer. Ever.

I love kielbasa

Nothing hits the spot like a nice,
big, sausagey kielbasa. mmmmm.

I love Ambien

Oh Ambien, you make me sleep so hard.
I took you last night and like, I could barely
even make it to my bed!

I love burgers

I hade two nice juicy ones yesterday at Big Chicks.
mmmm... also, the hottest guy ever works there.

I love iTunes

Subscribe bitches!

I love my Nintendo DS

There's a guy here at work who has one now.
We chat and stuff on it and I drew him some boobies.

I love a nice martini

I had one at the lakeshore W last night.
Also, I had diarrhea in the bathroom there.
I'm super poo shy so it was scary.

I love Chinese pastries

Its like angels in my mouth.

I love magical unicorns

I really do.

I love the Its Just Lunch directors

I wouldn't even trust these
girls to order my lunch.

I love giant kitten yoga

Hang in there!

I love being single

I'm so lonely

I love guys on the down low

don't worry, I shant tell anyone

I love blogging about how I love Chargenda

Its so fun. Im wasting so much time.

I love Chargenda

Funny stuff. Not updated enough though.

I love Oreos®

Oreos are so good they
make me want to rip my hair out.

I love caffeine

From your soaring highs to your
crushing depressive lows, I love you.

I love IM'ing at work

I love tacos

Tacos are so freakin' delicious.
I love thee so. Tacos, I salute you.