Chazzie, Mommy's Having a Garage Sale So She Can Buy Her Lil Sapphic Angel Some B'day Presents

From CNN.com:

"Following a trend set by rock star Elton John, Cher is selling off nearly 800 items from stage costumes to gem encrusted jewelry, works of art, furniture and even a huge Hummer car in an auction expected to raise more than $1 million."

Whoa babes, that Hummer is gonna cost you a lot more than $1 million.

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