Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Kinkos hires Teri Schaivo to be new spokesperson in employee recruitment campaign.

(AP) In a move that surprised even Stephen Hawkings, Kinkos announced today they've hired Teri Shaivo (pictured) to be their new spokesperson for a campaign aimed at recruiting new employees. Neither camp would disclose how much it took for the woman famously known for such things as slobbering and saying "gggaaaaaaa," but a source close to the situation says that Kinkos knows she's worth every penny. A representative of the company had this statement:

We at Kinkos take pride that our employees are mindless, unavailable people. As our company continues to expand, we want to make sure we have the person representing us possesses all of the qualities we want our employees to possess. And with that, we're thrilled Teri could join us!


Anonymous Teri Schiavo said...

gggaaaaaaargggh urgh gggrgle

1:26 PM  
Blogger Robbie said...

wow. thanks Teri. I want to go make a banner.

Right away!

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Teri's feeding tube said...

I wonder when they are going to announce their new slogan: Kinkos! We'll f*$k it up good.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous devin said...

hehe wrong and HILARIOUS! when i was in the hospital after my bike accident and was all mangled in the E.R. i had noah take a picture of me doing terri shaivo face. good times....funny what u think of in times like that!

2:26 PM  
Anonymous pete said...

sick and wrong, yet so right.

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what happened to poor cute scott at kinkos? look out CPK, you might be next!

2:58 AM  

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