1993 Kirby
Kirby's first and only NES outting was 93 in Kirby's Adventure. He goes on to be in a bajillian other games for Gameboy, Gameboy Advance, DS, SNES, blar blar blar. OK, the best part of Kirby is in Smash Bros Melee for Gamecube, quite possibly the best game ever. He's super floaty so he never falls off the platform, he has a wicked Dumbell move, and best of all he can suck other charactors in his mouth and appropriate their powers... wait, no the best part is sucking them in and then lumbering off the edge of a platform and commiting the Double Kirby Suicide. You have to play this game to know what I'm talking about, but its so delicious to suck in Princess and just slowly walk off the side killing you both. Your friends will totally hate you the 5 jillianth time you've done it and if you get struck in the jugular with a gamepad, you totally deserve it. Also, Kirby's taunt is so grating. He looks right at the screen and waves and sounds a little bit like a Smurf getting castrated. Its so great.
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Kirby! God, I don't know what to say to these video game posts any more. This theme is sucking the life out of me. Just kidding. I love your f'in blog so flipping hard, i can't fricking stand it!
don't worry, only 15 more posts to go!
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