1991 -- Barbie whores herself

The 16-bit era was here, and the 8-bit consoles were heaving their collective sweaty cleave in a desperate last gasp to makes some money. Barbie for the NES was one of those games back-alley aborted into the hands of unlucky girls (and stoner gay men in college). You play "Math is hard!" Barbie as she falls asleep and has these wicked bad acid trips where her very own loves turn against her. Tubes of lipstick and high heels go after her like Jody Foster on a pool table, and then between levels you're treated to "cinema" cut "scenes' where the bitch is all dolled up talking about how fucking tired she is. Confusting to say the least. And kind of awesome.