1990 Dr. Mario

My friend Malia kicks all kinds of ass in this game. She is unbeatable. In college she would pause a game, go to class, and come back and continue playing. I don't think her NES in college actually ever turned off. If there was a national competition, I woul put money down on her cracking the top ten. Also, she has a really hot ass and enjoys spanking me. I miss her. I also miss her cold hard unforgiving smack of her hand upon my ass. We also do a special thing called "Credit Card" which involves sliding the side of your hand up a person's ass crack (w/pants on). And the double Credit Card (two hands, two ass cracks), also known as the Balance Inquirey.