Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Hey Mommy! I Wrote A Screenplay! Can I Have A Grilled Cheese Sammy for Lunch Now?

WRECKS -- one our listeners - sent us a press release announcing the news that America's #1 Lesbian has written a script for TV movie! I bet mommy is so proud of her sapphic sage.

Here is the intro to the release:

"LOS ANGELES - June 20, 2006 - here!, America's premium gay television network, announces the development of "In The Name of Love," a here! original film written by Chastity Bono and Garth Belcon.

"In The Name of Love" is about an influential Hollywood lesbian who is troubled by the steamy sexual dreams she's been having lately - dreams about a man. Meanwhile, her straight best friend is about to have her first-ever lesbian experience. "In The Name of Love" turns the "coming out story" upside down as it takes a hilarious and controversial look at labels and assumptions on both sides of the gay/straight divide."


Anonymous Chaz said...

Mommy helped me write it on my Vtech Whiz Kid computer. hehehee *farts*

12:35 PM  
Anonymous cher said...

yes, i did honey. no more wet stinkys at the dinner table. okay! whoa!

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Cher in a tugboat said...

Where is the nanny with your cut up bananas and Cheerios?

Maria! hurry, Chazzy is getting fussy!

C'mon sweety quit trying to slide out of the highchair.


oh, honey you have jelly all over your fingers.

Maria, Bring a Wet One in here!!

Oh honey, I said no more wet stinkies. ugh, its hard being a full time mommy!

12:50 PM  
Anonymous cher in mermaids said...

Charolette we're Jewish

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Cher in Moonstruck said...

snap out of it!

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Cher with laryngitis said...

Could you pass the Cepecol?

3:44 PM  

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