Friday, June 16, 2006

air quotes



I "scayar" children, I don't "bath" regularly, I haven't been "touched" by my "husband" months, mah career is in the "shitter", im "piddling" away my fortune, I have a nasty speed "habit", I "cut" myself with a broken "Boone's" bottle, my extensions are made from "chinese sex slaves", I have severe "dandrif", my pussy constantly "drips" "yellowish fluid", my hygene is "dodgy" "at best", I have yet to fish out a broken off "hot dog" from my butt from last night's "barn orgy", my thighs look like "cous cous", .... *continues for several hours*

4 Comments:

Blogger Emerson said...

Noah, you are too good =). This totally cracked me up.

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3:29 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

omg hahahahahha i luv you. xD

4:07 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Is this Tiffany Towers little sister?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=385968&in_page_id=1774&in_a_source=&ct=5

11:32 AM  
Blogger blaze697 said...

If a "gunt" is a gut that falls to the cunt...would her second chin be considered a "chunt"?

11:40 AM  

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