Mr. Wizard is dead.
Gaygamer.net just had a post about this. Sad. I watched the Nickelodeon version all the time. 'Member when he vacuumed the marshmallows? Or that one time he smashed the liquid nitrogen frozen objects?
What is your favorite Mr. Wizard moment? And, because this is Boomtacular, make it as ridiculous and dirty as possible.
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posted by Noah at 6/13/2007 11:40:00 AM
9 Comments:
i liked that one episode where he fingerblasted the crap out of my gyne.
Once he pulled a cooter out of a hat.
Oh, wrong wizard.
i believe it was the 'ask me about my dysentery' episode where he gave a hot carl to that retarded looking indian kid.
rest in piece mr. wizard (although i was sure that you had actually kicked off years ago). hmmm.
he did me so hard that i saw stars.
I remember watching the show with my younger sister and some kid exclaimed "Pretty wicked!" to one of Mr. Wizard's experiments. We laughed and laughed and still use that expression today when something is incredibly lame. It really helped us through the beatings and incest.
there was this one time that he had a big plex box full of mousetraps with ping pong balls on them
Then he sat on the plexi box and shot a cum and fec covered ping pong ball (at least I think it was a ping pong ball) out of his ass - setting off a chain reaction in the plexi box.
I think it was to demonstrate out nuclear energy works. And the skills he picked up in Bangkok.
geiger, I TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT! It was always one really trashy girl too.
My fave was the one with the glass full of different separated liquids. He dropped things in that would float on each level. The wood floated on water, the plastic floated on oil, the wood screw floated on menses blood, and the tamp floated on Di Re Re.
Like you have to TELL us to make it dirty... good one.
"That one time, he put his finger in the beaker andASSTITTIESASSASSTITTIESTITTIESetc."
...phoning it in...
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