Maya Joins Oprah's XM Radio Show
Will her segments be about:
a.)Hard Core Porn
b.)Fashion Tips for Diabetic Seniors
c.)Precious Moments Figurines
d.)Oprah's Sweet, Sweet Kisses
More on the news story is HERE!
posted by Noah at 9/14/2006 01:35:00 PM
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Exclusive Transcript:
MAYA: I have a new poem that I would like to share with you, Oprah, and your viewers.
OPRAH: By all means! EMPOWER US ALL!
MAYA:
Made from an African cactus
never scrub your toilet bowl again.
No anguish, just adoration.
Free today only, hurry!
Better success, wool moth
Let's face it, you've always wanted it.
What's on your coffee wish list?
Cursed by God, with a bucket and the milk can!
Maybe her segment will be on different orifices capable of taking the magic staff?
omgz hahahahahaha!!!
xD
this reminds me of that old Star Jones post about the kewl things you can learn from her new book ...
You know what I want to know...if Gayle and Oprah are not gay...then why is Oprah feeling women up and telling them what size bra they need and why or why is she kissing Rachel Ray on television!!! Not gay, my ass :)
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