Thursday, September 14, 2006

Maya Joins Oprah's XM Radio Show

Will her segments be about:

a.)Hard Core Porn

b.)Fashion Tips for Diabetic Seniors

c.)Precious Moments Figurines

d.)Oprah's Sweet, Sweet Kisses

More on the news story is HERE!


Blogger Jason said...

Exclusive Transcript:

MAYA: I have a new poem that I would like to share with you, Oprah, and your viewers.

OPRAH: By all means! EMPOWER US ALL!

Made from an African cactus
never scrub your toilet bowl again.
No anguish, just adoration.
Free today only, hurry!

Better success, wool moth
Let's face it, you've always wanted it.
What's on your coffee wish list?
Cursed by God, with a bucket and the milk can!

2:18 PM  
Blogger Evol Kween said...

Maybe her segment will be on different orifices capable of taking the magic staff?

4:43 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

omgz hahahahahaha!!!


this reminds me of that old Star Jones post about the kewl things you can learn from her new book ...

7:48 PM  
Blogger Bruce said...

You know what I want to know...if Gayle and Oprah are not gay...then why is Oprah feeling women up and telling them what size bra they need and why or why is she kissing Rachel Ray on television!!! Not gay, my ass :)

8:37 AM  

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