This Might Be My Favorite Album Cover Ever

Just Joyce. She looks like a housewife who sings at church events. And someone told her she has a lovely voice and she paid like $3500 to cut an album. She had to take it out of her kid's savings account for college.

And what types of songs does she sing? We don't know -- unless you can tell by the album cover. Can jews? Cuz I can't. And you know she has a high soprano voice -- like a low-rent Julie Andrews.

I love the rose, I love the dress, and I think I love her.

As for a runner-up ALBUM COVER, the prize goes to:


Starkeesha's cousin Millie.

I "heart" the crystal ball that magnifies her hoosums. Clever and sexy.

My only question: Does she have ESP or does her rack?

thanks to Michelle Pink-Pie for these pics.