Friday, June 02, 2006

Moo Moo is Coming to a City Near Jews

I got a glimpse of her rider. Here are some of her requests:

-Bottomless bucket of KFC
-Yoo Hoo
-Bartels and James wine coolers (preferably Raspberry Rain)
-No one to look her in the eyes (Brown Eye or Pink Eye)
-Wet Wipes
-lots of plates
-Cheese Puffs

What else do you think she has in the rider?


Blogger Eric said...

Wynona Ryder.

5:11 AM  
Anonymous Matt Blender said...

6:56 AM  
Blogger Emerson said...

a bathtub, heels, and a stair stepper.


12:54 PM  
Anonymous devin said...

Everyone must bring blow dryers for her stupid ass hair.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Joshua-Myles said...

She also requested all the backup dancers from the movie "Showgirls"

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

visions of love

10:18 PM  
Anonymous david k said...

Strawberry Pop Tarts, caramel Hershey's kisses, toast, and a masseuse for her clit.

7:47 AM  
Anonymous gangrene said...

1 can of Skoal
Palmolive dish soap
A pack of hyenas

11:59 AM  
Blogger Jihadist Jerry said...

The Jews can have her

8:28 AM  

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