Friday, February 17, 2006

This Woman Scares The Shit Out of Me!

'Member when she and Emilio killed that guy with their motor boat?

And that plane crash?

And that bus accident?

And the release of "Comin Out of the Dark?"

All of these incidents scare the shit out of me. And if she enters a room, I advise you to get the hell out of it. Her rhythm will definitely get ya!


Blogger Joshua-Myles said...

...and she is a notorious check bouncer. Everyone here in Miami Beach is afraid to work for her because she never pays. Well, she pays but you don't get the money. I see her fat ass running on the beach with her faggoty trainer all the time. Uggg, she repulses me.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Bruce said...

It seems with all those "accidents" G.W. could really use her over seas, maybe Osama will accidently have a boulder fall on his head and squash him.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous scott g said...

don't even get me started. N&P know the way i feel about the trizzo. i'm calling out a FATWAH on a FATWAT.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Carl said...

and she's a republicunt

12:19 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

I kind of like her.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

im kidding, call Jihad Jerry for the Fatwah.

12:32 PM  
Blogger Joshua-Myles said...

Jihadist Jerry is taking a side trip to Denmark to get that 1 million dollar bounty, but will gladdly take the job.

1:32 PM  

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